In the future, with my daughter

• *daughter walks through the door, late home*
• Me: Where have you been, young lady? You're late!
• Daughter: Sorry, I met a new friend and she invited me over.
• Me: Oh, okay. Is she nice?
• Her: Yeah, she has two dads though.
• Me: That's completely normal, honey, you can't help who you fall in love with.
• Her: Yeah, I know.
• Me: Good.
• Her: Harry and Louis are so nice, they're great parents.
• Me: .....
• Her: .....
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• Her: .....
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• Her: .....
• Me: .....
• Her: .....
• Me: Give me her address now, get your things, we're going to live with them.